Someone contact Doug Wilson

I think I figured out the Sharks playoff strategy for next season. We could totally break our opponent's focus with fans like this to distract them!

Then again, our guys might get distracted too. 

*sigh* Back to the drawing board...

Just saw this commercial on TV

MTV sucks, but, dammit, this just cracks me up. 

 (This is the longer, unedited version of what I saw).

ah, classic

I wanna talk to Samson!

Blowjob Song :o======8

why don't you cradle the balls

Water bottle obliteration

That dude got laid by one of those chicks for sure

And the fat guys face is priceless

Flame War

I had to repost this, it was siiick.

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MoonBot

I got to meet the guy who made this thing today. He had a different robot for us to check out but in the meantime we got see these clips from one of his other bots and it's one bad motha fucka.

Anyone interested in a FREE ticket to see TURBONEGRO?

Hey guys, Devin and I have an extra ticket to the Turbonegro show in Santa Cruz this Thursday. We're also in need of a ride to/from the show. The extra ticket is yours, free of charge, if you're willing to be our driver.

Hit me up ASAP if you're interested!

More Retards

Why would rotating your wrists and barley jumping be a better way to not jump rope. their stupidity is amazing

Oh... My... Gawd...

This is some epic sleepy time ownage. Very clever.

More Fail

And finally...

Youu Don't Know Me!!

Anti-drugs?

Fuck that, these people are stoked

Helen's Photography Skills

Awesome.

Monkey Rides Giant Rodent

Monkeys Ride Giant Rodents

I want a Giant Rodent to ride, kiss, and clean.