Sorry Jason

Every time this commercial is on tv, the sad asian dude reminds me of you.

Mark Suciu

WTF he got like 3 times as good

T.

A film by me and nestor... enjoy

Chuck Deuce board

No Kooks at Derby Park

What Tristan Missed Out On

This will make you smile, guaranteed!

Bloomington Brothers

Best part is him running from like a block away

Jereme Rogers new rap career...

is so fucking fail
Doesn't he know autotune is dead??? noob

Handboard skillz

How?

How many mexicans can fit in a van?????

The music makes this one epic

skate video with lots of chalk

Christmas ideas

For all you men who need christmas ideas....click here.

Boob Attack

For All You Boob Lovers Out There...

loser

Christmas is only six weeks away...

...and this should be on your wish list by now.

new Grizzly Bear video

"ready, able"

Margot's dance

Tristan, you reminded me to do this

Cat Dance

yay!

Gramps is getting his mack on

What a hound dog

http://www.switched.com/2009/11/07/senior-citizen-sexting-on-the-rise/
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Troubling instances of teen sexting have been all over the news as of late, with randy kids and their sexy messages and photographs often leading to public derision, expulsion, and sometimes even arrest. Thankfully, the disturbing trend among the nation's youth seems to be nearing an end.

The primary reason? Because it looks like old people are getting into it. We know (gag), and we're sorry, but the American Association of Retired People (AARP) Web site recently posted a story that details the growing popularity of raunchy text exchanges among senior citizens. (Hopefully its exaggerating.) One man named Roger (His last name was apparently withheld to prevent his grandchildren from jabbing pencils into their eyes and ears.) told the AARP, "I'll say, 'You have an amazing body. You have amazing breasts.' The next thing you know, you'll get a picture of a breast." Shudder.

So, the next time you see Grandma sheepishly grinning as she checks her cell, don't even try to wipe the memory of this indelible story from your brain. It will, unfortunately, be permanently seared into your subconscious. Again, our apologies. [From: AARP via Tech Radar and Gawker]

domestic violence

on crack. Here are some fucked up commercials

Before you pop that goofball

get learned

wow

man thongs/ beer

monkey life

Illin Rhymes

arabtastic

Cool or lame...

Well the filming is really cool and artsy but I'm leaning towards the gay side because longboards are for kooks

Grizzly Bear

Two Weeks

For All you Vinyl Lovers Out There

I and Love and You Vinyl Out Now!
SEPTEMBER 15, 2009, 3:47 pm
Vinyl Release We are very excited to announce:Starting today, you can purchase our new album as a vinyl release! As a bonus, each vinyl will include a download code which will allow you to download the entire album in MP3 format on September 29th. You'll still be able to pick up a CD and digital download on the 29th, as planned... but we wanted to give you a little something special while you wait. Visit your local record store or Amazon.com to get your vinyl copy now! Deluxe Boxset Unboxing As we count down to album release, we thought it was time to give you all a peak inside our I and Love and You deluxe box set. We have for you, the very first package opened and presented by our good friend, Sam Quinn! Watch his video commentary here, and head over to our pre-order page to make sure you get your own limited edition copy to arrive on release day. NPR Song of The Day And our final peek into our album today... NPR has picked one of our new songs,"Slight Figure of Speech,"as the NPR Song of the Day! You can hear the whole track right here,which will get you ready for our full album stream presented by NPR Music next Tuesday, September 22nd! Stay tuned for more details. The Avett Brothers

OWNED

You're doing it all wrong. All wrong.

crazy people craigslist postings

Disgruntled American is my favorite

2) I want some orange juice
"I'll give you $2 + cost if you'll deliver me some orange juice with receipt. I'm too lazy to get it myself. I live right by University Drive in Elon. Thank you."

3) Seeking adult drunk clown for 30th birthday party
"We need an Adult Drunk Clown who is good at getting drunk and stupid. No need to do any clown tricks, just hang out and drink a shit load. We will be hopping around to different bars and want a clown to tag a long and drink heavely. He doesn't even need to socialize with anyone, just drink."

7) I have a huge bathroom
"I am a female in my mid 60's and I am looking for a room mate. Times are tight and I need some extra money. I am willing to rent out my bathroom in my 1 bedroom east village home. My bathroom is large. You can easily put a twin air mattress in there. I only ask that when I need to use the bathroom, you or your air mattress are not in it. I do ask that when you are in the apartment, you confine yourself to the bathroom. I do not feel comfortable with a stranger walking around my living room. This might change as I get to know you better."

9) Need someone to hide easter eggs in my apartment when im not home
"I need someone to hide easter eggs in my apt when i am not there ! They are small and filled with candy! I would like to find them myself on sunday! I am willing to pay! Serious inquiries only!"

11) I took your purse and felt a connection
"Tuesday night around 11:30. On 53rd btw 1st and 2nd. You came out of the subway and I followed you. You looked over your shoulder, saw me and started walking faster. I ran up, grabbed your arm, took your purse and ran away. I've done many a snatch-and-grab but no one has ever stuck in my mind like you. There was a quick moment when our eyes met that I felt something strong. I think you felt it too. If I wasn't so shy (or so committing a crime) I would have asked your name. I, of course, later got your name from your drivers license. So Jennifer if you'd like to get together for a drink sometime get back to me."

14) My teeth
"I left my Dentures in your Silverado last night. I gave you my number but did not get yours. Please call me asap. I need my teeth. We met in the parking lot of Margarita Jones. Get back to me asap please. Thank you."

15) Disgruntled American seeks Canadian for political asylum, maybe more
"Are you a lonely, possibly desperate Canadian woman aged 18-50? Tired of trying to find a good man among your flannel clad, Labatt's drinking, moose hunting country men? Willing to take in an American who is fed up with his country? Then I'm the guy for you! Maybe you're a bit overweight or suffer from "Lifelong Ugly Duckling" syndrome. I don't care."

19) Personal texting assistant
"I get 40 - 50 texts an hour, I cant handle my workload plus texting responsibilities. My phone gets too full and needs deleted every couple hours. This is a full time position and you must be where ever I am at, because my phone is always with me. Serious inquiries only."

Tor Lives

http://theskateboardmag.com/watch/nestor-judkins/

insanomercial

they all got nose jobs and shit, are we just not supposed to notice that..

Holy Shit

That is what I call rush.

OH NO

Epic brotage from some dude I used to know on SP

Chili Bowl 2009

I'm too lazy to make a video montage, so instead y'all get this little clip here...which is like totally awesome.

Uz can has moar stoopid picturs

Jason in 30 years? JK


I love this one

This one's for Jen

David Lynch on the Iphone

Calvin Harris

Being a big 'ol bsp once again

New Trailer

where the wild things are

You're Welcome

Holy Bike SkillZz

But Seriously... holy shit

Untangle Cat Untangles Things

ohh myy godd

It's always sunny in Philadelphia is touring live doing the night man cometh. They will come through sf 9/24, not sure about the cost, but the tickets go on sale friday at 10 am. This may be something to get serious about.

Tatoos and Sodomy

This Man thought he had the best tatoo...

Until he went to jail.

prepare your brain for explosion

pure gold

My mom made me look this up last night

Because she heard about it on NPR on her drive home. Go figure.

dude what the fuck

is this the new low that infomercials have fell to now that billy mays is dead and chop chop guy's banished?



note: I saw this on television tonight, it is actually real.

cats and crazy driving

B-Side Boner Jam

Get out to this. Tell all your friends... especially your sister.

Free Keri

Taken from Truckug.com



We all miss you sissy!



Keep this post alive. Spread it.

aBROcrombie

My Senior Thesis

So this is what I did last year

Dirrr... Dirty girl

Twitter Twatter

One more thing for y'all to to geek out on:

http://twitter.com/loosetrucks

World Fastest Street Legal Car

Twin turbo 1963 Corvette pushing 2200 HP
6.95 Second quarter mile... WTF

Mad Sexy

Evidently Guitar Hero guitars are badass too

greaate choveraage

My name is blake and i'm the chief shoe giver at tahms shuues, I operate my entire business fraahm my phoo ne. I'm gonna walk on this beach without any shoes on and chiiill, it's just irohnic bro.

Fuck this guy

Our Friend Devin

"Of the 10,000 sperms that swam toward the egg, how is it that this one made it?"
-Courtesy of Nigil

WRX Craziness

I know this is kinda old but its soo fucking sick

Danny DeVito drunk at 8 AM on a morning show

Bonus Round

Go here to buy tickets for the Bonus Round premier (Tiltmode 3) 8:30 Saturday 13 at Camera 12.

this is pleasing

This... Is... America!!!

Fabric of Our Lives

Sorry Jason, Zooey Deschanel is mine.

Rust Never Sleeps

Neil Young - Hey Hey My My (Into The Black)

So perfect

Although this was supposedly an accident, it seems a little too perfect that he was able to land so perfectly onto Eminem's face. Priceless.

HQ Feathered Bruno lands ontop of Eminem at MTV Movie Awards @ Yahoo! Video

"Shut Up, Bitch."

You drink your own piss, you can't even put a hole in the door?!? Damn, thats a hard door.

I Got a Gold Chain

I came across this with Jon tonight, pretty fucking outrageous and awesome

Gee whiz!

This song popped in my head this morning. I don't know why it came to mind, because I was listening to music that wasn't as creepy. Well, anyway, I blame it on Jason. And if this creeps you out/gets stuck in your head, you can blame that on Jason too.

World Record Belly Flop

From 35 feet high into 12 inches of water. Beautiful.

Who Wants To Get Stoked?!?!

Boom.

Janelle helps with my hw

This is just too funny

CardToss8 from Jason Lustig on Vimeo.

China Fail

I know, these modified sinks are a win with you boys. (Why they have a woman demonstrating them, standing in the incorrect spot nonetheless, beats the hell outta me.)

The fail? The fact that they'll never get used to their full extent. Read about it here, here, and here.

Life Fail

Wow this is pitifully hilarious

The picture caption says it all...

Oh my

Eagle's strategy for hunting goats.

Awesome.

If It's Too Big for King Kong It's Too Big for Oprah Winfrey

hahahaha

Hamsters Freakin' Rule

God damn adorableness

No! You Don't Want This!

Yes you do

That's What I Call SEXophone

Jorma from The Lonely Island dancing to Fleet Foxes' sound check on SNL. Epic.

Halo "music video"

Yeah this is nerdy as fuck and its bordering on machinima (it probably is...) but I thought it was the most well done thing I have seen.

Escuse me!! Can I talk to you for a minute??

ROFL this skit is so epic! And thats a chick playing that dude :P So funny how sketched out he gets when he asks about her boyfriend

Stuck on a Roller Coaster...

At least something good came out of it. The video is pretty good.

I Heart Beagles

This dog is awesome.

Someone contact Doug Wilson

I think I figured out the Sharks playoff strategy for next season. We could totally break our opponent's focus with fans like this to distract them!

Then again, our guys might get distracted too. 

*sigh* Back to the drawing board...

Just saw this commercial on TV

MTV sucks, but, dammit, this just cracks me up. 

 (This is the longer, unedited version of what I saw).

ah, classic

I wanna talk to Samson!

Blowjob Song :o======8

why don't you cradle the balls

Water bottle obliteration

That dude got laid by one of those chicks for sure

And the fat guys face is priceless

Flame War

I had to repost this, it was siiick.

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MoonBot

I got to meet the guy who made this thing today. He had a different robot for us to check out but in the meantime we got see these clips from one of his other bots and it's one bad motha fucka.

Anyone interested in a FREE ticket to see TURBONEGRO?

Hey guys, Devin and I have an extra ticket to the Turbonegro show in Santa Cruz this Thursday. We're also in need of a ride to/from the show. The extra ticket is yours, free of charge, if you're willing to be our driver.

Hit me up ASAP if you're interested!

More Retards

Why would rotating your wrists and barley jumping be a better way to not jump rope. their stupidity is amazing

Oh... My... Gawd...

This is some epic sleepy time ownage. Very clever.

More Fail

And finally...

Youu Don't Know Me!!

Anti-drugs?

Fuck that, these people are stoked

Helen's Photography Skills

Awesome.

Monkey Rides Giant Rodent

Monkeys Ride Giant Rodents

I want a Giant Rodent to ride, kiss, and clean.

Leprechaun in the hood

I had to find this once Derek talked about it. The drawing is so epic

Retard Kids

I was checking out ground zero when I passed this group of assholes on the street. I would have gotten more of it but it was too terrible.

One Shot, Cock Salad

This one is pretty good. But make sure to call the number at the end fast, these Cock Shots are flying out the door!

Staubitz vs TooToo

So stoked on this fight!

Some Cute And Cuddlies For The Weekend

I found some silly animal videos on YouTube and just had to post them. While watching these I was honestly giggling almost as badly as Jason as he is reading this. The sloths are the best; and the beagle puppy is so adorable, I want to cry. Enjoy bitches!

soft dome

my teacher sent this to us. what a rad fish, i like to think the dots on his face are his eyes cause he looks so stony and adorable

Gnaaarly

These dudes aren't even on roller skates, just sandals. Freakin' nuts.

Mario Kart... For Real!

Dude, I was actually really sad watching this video because these guys are fulfilling my dream. If I could only have a little high powered mini-cart and a parking lot full of snow, I would be the happiest boy alive! Check this shit!

Oh yes, Doggy Bouncy and Mel's Dreams

Get Rick Roll'd Bitches

Feel the Bubbles

Shot by Ty Evans with Bob skating. Shit is epic as fuck. And its at the SJ park... That would have been grarbars to see

Charlie Kelly Says...

Go to Jon's new blog, full of silly and/or awesome things to brighten up your day! Boom.




epic-occurrences.blogspot.com


P.S. Sorry to get your hopes up with the title and/or picture.

Low Blow

I'd be pissed. Kinda?

You have NO IDEA how much I miss this!

I could only find two full episodes on the internet. I want

need more! MORE!

I feel sorry for today's Nickelodeon viewing audience. We all know that the late '80s and throughout the 1990's, the network was at their apex of quality programming (cue listing and recalling all the awesome shows...GUTS, Rocko's Modern Life, Salute Your Shorts, Hey Dude, You Can't Do That on Television, etc., etc., etc.). The only good thing they get these days is Spongebob I guess...even though half the jokes are for us older folk (or OLDER older folk...is it weird that some of the jokes I don't get my mom does?).

Click here and here for some classic, juicy weiner.

Spinal Tap...tapped out?

I guess economic strife has also affected these guys. I'm sorry, but I'm not buying the whole wanting-to-be-themselves bit. If these dudes have the energy and stamina to go on the road again, playing gig after gig, night after night, then they certainly have the energy to run around, do their special effects, and wear their wigs. Somebody cut these guys a stimulus check so they can put on a REAL show.

Otherwise, as far as I'm concerned, their upcoming tour can lick my love pump. 

Click here for full story.

This one's for the fellas!

Thought I'd post some eye candy for you gents to claim. Swedish chicks are always hot, but one that skates as well? Now that's a winner. You can thank me later for posting this.

Y'all Wanna See Something FUCKED UP!

Not that fucked but gnarly nonetheless. This is a sideways ship launch. I have never seen anything like this.

eastbound and down!

This show is so good. words do no justice. just watch it; here http://www.megavideo.com/?v=X9NO60HC

broswoon

balls

Time to suck on with the sucking action

Here some Billy Mays infomercials (aka David) that are pretty awesome. Just wait until you see this amazing dub over goodness.

I could do without "Hairiest Back Night"

Gotta love minor league hockey for all their fan-focused antics. Check this amusing little read.

(I wonder which dudes on the offensive lines will be eyeballing the clock at 4:20. Afterall, they have three chances!)

mac attack

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard