Wednesday, September 30, 2009

arabtastic

Monday, September 28, 2009

Cool or lame...

Well the filming is really cool and artsy but I'm leaning towards the gay side because longboards are for kooks

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Grizzly Bear

Two Weeks

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

For All you Vinyl Lovers Out There


I and Love and You Vinyl Out Now!
SEPTEMBER 15, 2009, 3:47 pm
Vinyl Release We are very excited to announce:Starting today, you can purchase our new album as a vinyl release! As a bonus, each vinyl will include a download code which will allow you to download the entire album in MP3 format on September 29th. You'll still be able to pick up a CD and digital download on the 29th, as planned... but we wanted to give you a little something special while you wait. Visit your local record store or Amazon.com to get your vinyl copy now! Deluxe Boxset Unboxing As we count down to album release, we thought it was time to give you all a peak inside our I and Love and You deluxe box set. We have for you, the very first package opened and presented by our good friend, Sam Quinn! Watch his video commentary here, and head over to our pre-order page to make sure you get your own limited edition copy to arrive on release day. NPR Song of The Day And our final peek into our album today... NPR has picked one of our new songs,"Slight Figure of Speech,"as the NPR Song of the Day! You can hear the whole track right here,which will get you ready for our full album stream presented by NPR Music next Tuesday, September 22nd! Stay tuned for more details. The Avett Brothers

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

OWNED

You're doing it all wrong. All wrong.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

crazy people craigslist postings

Disgruntled American is my favorite

2) I want some orange juice
"I'll give you $2 + cost if you'll deliver me some orange juice with receipt. I'm too lazy to get it myself. I live right by University Drive in Elon. Thank you."

3) Seeking adult drunk clown for 30th birthday party

"We need an Adult Drunk Clown who is good at getting drunk and stupid. No need to do any clown tricks, just hang out and drink a shit load. We will be hopping around to different bars and want a clown to tag a long and drink heavely. He doesn't even need to socialize with anyone, just drink."

7) I have a huge bathroom
"I am a female in my mid 60's and I am looking for a room mate. Times are tight and I need some extra money. I am willing to rent out my bathroom in my 1 bedroom east village home. My bathroom is large. You can easily put a twin air mattress in there. I only ask that when I need to use the bathroom, you or your air mattress are not in it. I do ask that when you are in the apartment, you confine yourself to the bathroom. I do not feel comfortable with a stranger walking around my living room. This might change as I get to know you better."

9) Need someone to hide easter eggs in my apartment when im not home
"I need someone to hide easter eggs in my apt when i am not there ! They are small and filled with candy! I would like to find them myself on sunday! I am willing to pay! Serious inquiries only!"

11) I took your purse and felt a connection
"Tuesday night around 11:30. On 53rd btw 1st and 2nd. You came out of the subway and I followed you. You looked over your shoulder, saw me and started walking faster. I ran up, grabbed your arm, took your purse and ran away. I've done many a snatch-and-grab but no one has ever stuck in my mind like you. There was a quick moment when our eyes met that I felt something strong. I think you felt it too. If I wasn't so shy (or so committing a crime) I would have asked your name. I, of course, later got your name from your drivers license. So Jennifer if you'd like to get together for a drink sometime get back to me."

14) My teeth
"I left my Dentures in your Silverado last night. I gave you my number but did not get yours. Please call me asap. I need my teeth. We met in the parking lot of Margarita Jones. Get back to me asap please. Thank you."

15) Disgruntled American seeks Canadian for political asylum, maybe more
"Are you a lonely, possibly desperate Canadian woman aged 18-50? Tired of trying to find a good man among your flannel clad, Labatt's drinking, moose hunting country men? Willing to take in an American who is fed up with his country? Then I'm the guy for you! Maybe you're a bit overweight or suffer from "Lifelong Ugly Duckling" syndrome. I don't care."

19) Personal texting assistant

"I get 40 - 50 texts an hour, I cant handle my workload plus texting responsibilities. My phone gets too full and needs deleted every couple hours. This is a full time position and you must be where ever I am at, because my phone is always with me. Serious inquiries only."

Tor Lives

http://theskateboardmag.com/watch/nestor-judkins/

Monday, September 7, 2009

insanomercial

they all got nose jobs and shit, are we just not supposed to notice that..

Holy Shit

That is what I call rush.

Sunday, September 6, 2009

OH NO

Epic brotage from some dude I used to know on SP