New Years Resolutions

An Honest Man

Bro Rape

The only reason not to be a bro.

Dear Santa

I wanted to put back smiths on my wish list, but it looks like you don't have them either.

Cartoon All-Stars

This may be one of the best things ever.  Its an anti-drug cartoon from the late 80's or early 90's with all of your favorite childhood characters.  Ninja Turtles, Bugs Bunny, Garfield, Alvin and the Chipmunks, even the Muppet Babies.

Let that be a lesson to you kids, drugs = bad

Siiick

I got these dj's to take a time-out from spinning their fat beats for this necessary photo opt.

Hipsters Rule

I think this is as close to solid fucking gold as you can get. The Annoying Hipster Douchebag nails this one.

A boy cat named Katy

So here he is, the face to all those crazy recordings I used to play from my cell phone. This footage isn't his finest, but at least it's a start.

Trouser Trout

Cuteness Overload

The one who doesn't get the memo at the end is Dane.

Danger: frogs attack!!!

Dude, so I got the best pet ever. Its a fucking packMan frog and it eats everything. Here is the evidence in video form that my roommate Brain made.



Now that one was cool, but this next one is BRUTAL!!!



Fuck yea!!!

Fail/

Boom!

Mongo Woman

I'd love to see you pee on us tonight

This is so ridiculous, but if you can handle the whole 4 mintues, or whatever it is, it will be so worth it.

Space theme?

Here is another drawing that was never intended to be a New Years theme idea. Then I figured, why not?He is eating a taco

Uuuuhhhhh Son

Hot Fingering Action

Hey!

visit www.feedthehead.net

Enjoy.

Cheers!

-Pilar

Nice Catch

BUNA, Texas – The one that didn't get away held an unlikely surprise for a Texas man. The blue-stoned class ring of Joe Richardson, engraved with his name, turned up inside an 8-pound bass 21 years after he lost it while fishing on Lake Sam Rayburn.

"My first reaction was — you gotta be kidding," he said Wednesday.

The fisherman who discovered the tarnished ring inside his catch contacted Richardson on Nov. 28 in Buna, about 100 miles northeast of Houston, after tracking him down with help from the Internet.

His fisherman hero asked to remain anonymous.

Richardson, 41, said he lost the ring about two weeks after his 1987 graduation from Universal Technical Institute in Houston. His mom had bought it for about $200 and wasn't pleased when it went missing.

As a mechanic, Richardson said he doesn't wear jewelry so he tucked the undamaged ring away.
"I have not cleaned it," he said. "I told my wife I don't want to clean it."

Oh James

The JR

Every now and then, I wonder what'd it'd be like to party with this guy.

George Carlin's Masterpeice

I received an email from my Mom that contained this and it is pretty fuckin' cool. Carlin forever. R.I.P.


The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider freeway , but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.

We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.

We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things.

We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.

These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete...

Remember; spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.

Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side.

Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.

Remember, to say, 'I love you' to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.

Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again.

Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.



George Carlin

spider stoner

"Jesus Christ you're such a disapointment"

Greg sums it up in the last few seconds

Pretty sneaky

New Years Poll

So, I've listed some of the ideas we've come up with to get an idea of what the overall opinion is. This is going to be a preliminary vote and not a decider maker. If you choose other you should mention what that other is somehow.

New Years Theme: THE FUTURE!

So here is a poster I made for a future themed New Years. It actually started out as a comic for the school's paper, but I thought it would make a cool poster as well.

Ah...it's so perfect

Global... bitches

This could quite possibly be one of the most open ended themes thus far. And you can't argue with this picture cause it's just too awesome, not that I want to brag or anything, but cooome oon naaaahhhwww

Rush Hour 3's Funniest Part

Chris Tucker singing the National Anthem is pretty good. "Wearing a very LARGE ring!!!"

Inspired by Jon's Pablo Francisco Post

Here's a great clip from one of his DVD stand ups that I used to watch on a regular basis:

Western Theme

So, on a drunken Friday night at the Cinebar last week, I suggested that the New Year's them be Western (which Jason was pretty stoked on). I figured that everyone could participate to any extent they desired. Those who don't feel all that festive could wear a flannel button up shirt at minimum (considering its already a standard in everyone's wardrobes). Those feeling a little more ambitious could take it further, such as dressing up like a hick, cowboy, or even chicken (you know y'all wanna see Devin in the full-bodied chicken suit again).

What do you guys think?

Poor People

It's definitely affordable

For Jason

I knew that Jason was desperate for some new wank material so this is for him. Oh, and mine.

Possible New Years theme posters

Hey here are some posters I did today for the different New Years themes that me and Jason have been thinking about. The first one is the French theme and the second one is a 40's theme. Basically you would show up in clothes you would wear if you were 40. I guess me and Jason are going to make posters for most of the themes that we all think of. Maybe it will help the decision making process.

Everyone likes cupcakes but come on kid

Yours Jason

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Ahhh what a dick!!

I'd be piiiisseeed

hahaha Smokey McBongwater

Also note how they spell marijuana, it's like Hank Hill style. Oh and the length, siiiick

"But Uncle Andy, what do I do with all that Pearl Jam if I can't spew it into Mr. Sock?"

Uncle Andy from Weeds is permanently mine.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Is The Little Tortilla Boy

Classic stand up bit from Pablo Francisco's Comedy Central Presents.

man man man man man

More Adorableness?

Just pictures but you'll wet your pants from the overload of sad eyed puppies and sleepy kittens.

French

So David had the idea that we should have French be the New Years theme this year. I think it's hilarious and has my vote. (Note- I'm not saying this is the New Years theme.)

College Bro's Have Too Much Time

I love beer pong but this is ridiculous.

carson pt. 1

Goat Pwnage

0_o

leeeg-goo

I was looking for inspiration for a holiday ad I'm designing at work.

Classy. But crappy tasting.

GET SOME!

lightning bros

Suck it.

Dry, preferably. 

adorableness

Kyle Fights Cartman In Canada. Epic.

Old episode. Still awesome.

Cartman crying

Old Brotos

Earlier some chick freaked out because of Ken's red shoes (Bloods > Crips)


Hyperspeed Jason


Awwww


... Fags


Allow me to reintroduce myself...


Hahahaha


Doing work


Somebody was pissed in the morning


Boom!


"Clos for 1 ora"


Wow, where is this footage?


Circle park sesh



The Jason pose